My aunt used to write horoscopes for the newspaper as a part time job. She had a friend in college who a)always read that newspapers horoscope and b)didn’t know my aunt wrote it. So whenever the friend had a shitty episode my aunt would make her horoscope as positive as possible to cheer her up. Long story short they recently got married and are both my aunts now.

batmanisagatewaydrug:

what do mean “long story short” give me this entire sappy gay romance novel right now 

pungent-petrichor:

notyourexrotic:

mslorelei:

Clippy, the animated assistant in Word, is well known as one of the most hated software features ever released. Now we know why Microsoft released it – because the male engineers didn’t listen to female user feedback. “Even Early Focus Groups Hated Clippy. Women told Microsoft the animated paper clip was leering at them. The software company didn’t listen.”

OMFG CLIPPY WAS DESIGNED AS THE ORIGINAL MANSPLAINER

THIS MAKES THIS MEME EVEN BETTER

Baaaaahahahahahahahaaaa

Source: notyourexrotic

jaggedlittlepills:

imverylovable:

imverylovable:

“Loving To Survive” by Dee L.R. Graham, “Men Who Hate Women and the Women Who Love Them” by Susan Forward and Joan Torres, and “Why Does He Do That?” by Lundy Bancroft changed my life and the way I saw my experiences and truly helped me with the healing process so much

PDFs of these books are all available for free

Loving To Survive: http://violentadegen.ro/wp-content/uploads/Loving-to-Survive-Graham.pdf

Men Who Hate Women and the Women Who Love Them: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B4kGy0lOHL12MGpYTkd6TWhfZ3M

Why Does He Do That?: http://unityandstruggle.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Lundy_Why-does-he-do-that.pdf

I just wanted to thank all the queens who have not been in this situation reblogging these links for women who have overcome or are still living with abusive men and/or for wanting to read them yourself to better understand what/how/why abuse happens and how to support women in abusive relationships and say to every queen reblogging this who has been in the same situation as i have or is still in it that u are so strong and brave and wonderful and i wish u healing, happiness, and love because u are worth all of those things.

Types of marvel comic readers

punchportals:

punchportals:

1. isnt caught up with current events and doesn’t want to be, but still misses the characters who are dead and reads old comics to comfort themselves 

2. already posting #wednesday spoilers before most people remember what day it is. has very strong opinions about laura kinney 

3. needs to take a nap after looking at their ‘to read’ list. rereads their favorites after waking up

4. dedicated to one character or team and dislikes everything else for their own sanity (theres just so many comics its Stressful)

5. Read everything. Knows everything. Loves Peter/MJ

6. thinks captain america needs to be steve rogers but is okay with the secret empire storyline. doesnt actually read comics

7. has approximate knowledge of many things. gay

8. “hey guys did you know scott summers likes bendy straws ? please this is so important, ” this one is me.

it’s illegal to reblog this without tagging which one you are