my girlfriend and i are such useless lesbians, before we dated i tried to hold her hand and. she. she shook it. and then it happened again two minutes later. our first kiss (and mine in general) was in a target (long story) and i had to pull away because i almost fell to the floor in shock. another time she went into kiss me and i gave her a hug. we really are trying our god damn hardest but we’re fucking disasters

batterlass:

sunbutch:

she shook your hand……. she shook it

as the gf of the anon who sent this, id just like to say that a firm business handshake has never failed me thanks

dreamofhircine:

I don’t agree w/ the vatican on core theological issues but I do agree w/ their stance on how great candles are

happilyshanghaied:

skankplisskenmoved:

you: why is return of the jedi your favorite star wars??

me:

you: holy shit

It’s not my favorite SW film, but I love it a lot bc this is 100% the most extra Luke Skywalker has ever been, next to the time he astral-projected himself across the universe with a fresh dye job and Gucci loafers just to piss off his nephew. It took more than 35 years for Luke to top this moment and #respect

marymadge:

whoever came up w the idea of giving roberto a white hair streak. thank you i owe you my life

Source: souldagger

handful-ofdust:

mrgoldsshopofhorrors:

Marilyn Monroe’s The Girl from The Seven Year Itch, possibly one of cinema’s first on-screen monster-fangirls

Guillermo del Toro: “Uh huh, uh huh….”