like i know there are a lot of fics out there where other vulcans are all “oh man, jim kirk’s so freakin HOT how’d spock get in his pants” but IF ANYTHING it’s actually the reverse. spock shows up on vulcan one day with Jim on his arm and all the other vulcans are OUTRAGED. They’ve spent years mooning (logically) over spock’s flaxen bowl cut. his dark eyes. his slightly lax emotional control that gives him just a hint of the “bad boy” vibe that we all know vulcans secretly go wild for. Sarek receives like a thousand bonding proposals a year from VSA graduates who all have google alerts set to notify them when spock gets a new xeniobiology article published. and then they find out. that the object of their (totally logical) affections. had the equivalent of a las vegas wedding with the human captain of his starfleet ship while in the middle of a five year mission. vulcans may be too logical to riot but on that day, a good many vulcans had to meditate for an extra hour or two just to contain their rage
This is the sci fi equivalent to that post about Gimli son of Gloin, the Stud of Erebor
Young Conventionally Attractive Protagonist Girl: kicks ass, wears tank tops, spouts sassy one-liners, saves the world while looking cute, everyone around her falls in love with her instantly
Me: eh, she’s cool I guess
Middle Aged Female Mentor Figure With Slightly Questionable Ethics: *raises a single eyebrow*
Janeway: Your performance and development have been exemplary, Seven, with one exception. You have demonstrated updog.
Seven: What is updog?
Janeway: COMMANDER GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT