Young Conventionally Attractive Protagonist Girl: kicks ass, wears tank tops, spouts sassy one-liners, saves the world while looking cute, everyone around her falls in love with her instantly
Me: eh, she’s cool I guess
Middle Aged Female Mentor Figure With Slightly Questionable Ethics: *raises a single eyebrow*
Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.
me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés
me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage
me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality
I’m gonna keep saying it: sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life
Sparkling water is like sprite except instead of sugar they use hatred and sadness
her five-year mission: to explore strange new star trek, to seek out new Star Trek: Enterprise and new chief engineer, to boldly go where no jim has gone before
me, finally getting a chance to say something I’ve thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but
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