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Weapons that whisper to you

Knife that whispers when you should strike

Knife that whispers where you should strike

A knife that whispers spells.

A knife that whispers sweet nothings to you and compliments how you just killed that person

a knife that whispers to your fallen enemies and persuades them to rise and fight for you

A knife that whispers facts about your enemy

a knife that sings “mmm watcha say” every time you kill someone

A knife very good at killing and deshelling crustateans

A knife with a sharpened handle

What fucking loser had the time to create all these blogs just to make this joke