Ffff it’s never warm enough to make snowballs. Oh our snow is perfect for making snow angels and marooning wayward travelers, but the only time you get a snowball is when it’s above freezing. That even won’t even flirt with us til the end of March. This isn’t a refrigerated vending machine, it’s a warming box.
Karolina: If you stop eating refined sugars for a while, it changes your whole palate. You’ll start to notice the natural sweetness of baby carrots or whole wheat bread!
Molly: [pouring chocolate-covered potato chips into her mouth] That’s real frickin’ neato.
For some reason, when biologists want to describe “the assemblage of morphological features shared among many members of a phylum-level group” we say bauplan. Which is German for “body plan.” But even if you don’t speak German you say “bauplan” anyway. So this is a very hilarious Social Media Discourse from someone who has forgotten that the word “bauplan” is an instant giveaway that you are actually a biologist and that makes it fantastic it’s like when robots try to pretend that they’re human but better
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