Tag: fandom

jakemorph:

magsbanes:

can tongues in fanfiction stop fighting each other for dominance, let them come home from war

it’s really fucked up because the guy who did that study found out that tongues only do that in captivity and that wild tongues are actually much more sociable with each other

centrumlumina:

anextrapart:

matzoballer:

judging by fan fictions, the only jobs in the world are being a teacher, lawyer, waiter, or working at a coffee shop

and man do the people with those jobs have a lot of sex

Based on AO3′s AU – Career tag, these are the top 20 areas of employment in the fanfic universe:

  1. Coffeeshop Owners and Employees (about 1/3 of the population)
  2. Teachers
  3. Police and Federal Agents
  4. Office Workers – Generic
  5. Doctors and Nurses
  6. Florists
  7. Bakers
  8. Private Investigators
  9. Models, Fashion Designers and Photographers
  10. Bartenders
  11. Restaurant Owners and Waitstaff
  12. Bookstore Employees
  13. Artists
  14. Lawyers
  15. Firefighters
  16. Authors and Editors
  17. Grocery Store Employees
  18. Pizza Delivery Drivers
  19. Chefs
  20. Journalists

jakemorph:

magsbanes:

can tongues in fanfiction stop fighting each other for dominance, let them come home from war

it’s really fucked up because the guy who did that study found out that tongues only do that in captivity and that wild tongues are actually much more sociable with each other

inkandblade:

twinkwolf:

dduane:

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

hotguyhawkguy:

From now on all my fanfic titles will be worded like click bait YOU WONT BELIEVE HOW THESE ASSHOLES FALL IN LOVE THIS TIME

HE AND HIS BEST FRIEND PRETENDED TO BE MARRIED TO SAVE MONEY ON RENT, WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL WARM YOUR HEART

5 TIMES YOUR OTP DENIED THEY’VE SECRETLY BEEN IN LOVE FOR YEARS AND ONE TIME THEY DIDN’T. THE REASON WHY WILL SHOCK YOU!

you won’t BELIEVE how many fingers can fit in this barista’s ass!

THERE WAS ONLY A ONE BED ROOM LEFT AT THE HOTEL. YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.