Disco’s costume department: look, I know we need to get closer to what the enterprise’s starfleet uniform looks like for continuity’s sake, but we just can’t make it that ugly, I’m sorry,
He’s nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Michael: …so, anyway, if your captain beams back during an ion storm and starts acting all murder-y, there’s a fair chance they’ve been replaced by their evil counterpart from an alternate universe. Just a heads up.
Spock: The likelihood of this occurring to the both of us is astronomically low, but thanks, I guess.