ryannightnightbergara:

if the next big fanfic trope isn’t ‘we had a maybe-fake-maybe-not marriage 26 years ago and i just realized that we never bothered to check if it was legally binding’ i’m suing all of you

GUYS, FRIENDS AND TRADING ARE ABOUT TO FINALLY BECOME A THING IN POKÉMON GO!

I know @thefortysecond still plays, anyone else still play and want to become friends? It looks like we can only trade in person (so I can’t trade extra Kyogore even if I get some more while visiting the fam!), but we can send gifts and postcards which would be fun.

Also, I want to become ULTRA FRIENDs with someone. It sounds hardcore.

coolsvillesux:

Thank

Source: coolsvillesux

shroomets:

DEAR CBS

release the star trek: discovery bloopers you fucking cowards

Also, Michael is taking Tilly to see her home.

gIVE HUGH A FUCKING PROMOTION.

yOU COWARDS.

Source: marcyandpeebles

graceeadler:

the holy trinity

Source: talktotheboob

WHAT THE HELL, TOILET?

I get that you have a job to do. No one wants to have to flush after someone else. But did you REALLY need to flush yourself SIX FUCKING TIMES while I was on you?

Also, WHY COULDNT YOU AT LEAST HAVE FLUSHED YOURSELF AS I WAS LEAVING. IF YOURE THAT TRIGGER HAPPY HAVE THE DECENCY TO FLUSH YOURSELF WHEN ACTUALLY NEEDED, INSTEAD OF MAKING ME LEAN OVER TO HIT THE FUCKING BUTTON.

Sincerely,

A woman just trying to change her tampon and pad

bearsandballs:

Late night hosts campaign for acknowledgement in Trump’s upcoming corrupt media awards – aka “The Dishonesties.”

(The slightly-inside-baseball highlight, imo, is Colbert’s two lower-right accolades: “WINNER! 2017 TV ratings” and “NOMINEE! 2017 TV ratings in demo.”)