forwhateveryouwant:

Tim Drake [age 9]: Wait… Robin just did a quadruple somersault! But there’s only one person in the world who can do that. The last Flying Grayson: Dick Grayson!! Robin is Dick Grayson! Ohmygosh

Tim: And if Robin is Dick and Dick lives with billionaire Bruce Wayne…

Tim: Whoa. Does that mean… Bruce Wayne is Batman-

Tim: -s roommate???

professorsparklepants:

I want you guys to imagine: it’s the late 1960s, and beautiful former film actress Martha Wayne is widowed tragically when her husband is shot in a mugging outside a theater in front of her and her young son. At the behest of her young son, who has always been fascinated by the swashbuckling action movies of her youth, she takes a long sabbatical and decides to fight crime by becoming Batwoman. Dressed in a leotard and tights (and looking just as good in her 40s as she did onscreen, if you ask her) she patrols the streets of Gotham with Bruce as her faithful sidekick Robin, and her niece Kate Kane as Batgirl. 

Ras al Ghul is a re-occuring villain who wants to marry her, but her heart still belongs to her late husband, and anyway he’s not going to make a great impression when Bruce is determined to upend a bottle of champagne on him at every party he manages to work his way into.