I mean I’m okay but your illumination is spectacular
also I had no idea we’d both done blackletter versions of the Navy Seals copypasta
??? i have searched your blog and i cannot for the life of me find your version of the navy seal copypasta? DM me?
Imagine your otp
I keep coming back to look at this comment because you canNOT get more peak tumblr than this.
Aesthetic.
Shitposting.
Blatant disregard of the message system.
A 3rd party shipping addition.
holy shit.
there’s one thing missing…
…there it is.
holy shit we’re going OLD school
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Full Frontal with Samantha Bee has always been real. Now it’s going deeper. This woman, who supports legalizing pot, is a Trump voter from Texas and said this.
1. confuse the fuck out of them but also 2. #goals
Hee! I’m pretty sure we’ve continued to confuse the fuck out our realtor throughout–all the way to ACTUALLY PUTTING IN AN OFFER which we JUST FUCKING DID.
I’M SO EXCITED. WE’RE GONNA HAVE A HOUSE. Thank goodness we didn’t eat too much avocado toast!
Hot take for those of you just joining on the gay café™ discourse.
Yes there should absolutely be non-alcholic spaces for underage lgbt people and those who choose not to drink. This should also include poor lgbt persons and lgbt persons of color which means this business shouldn’t be in a gentrified area and it shouldn’t charge 5 dollars for a cup of bean water with organic non-gmo coconut milk and Arabian sugar.
The above can be true without painting gay bars as pervasive sex dungeons full of leather and without denying the history surrounding gay bars as it relates to gay culture and the aids crisis. Gay bars are a dying breed. We need more not less of them if we want to keep our history alive. But we could also use other places like bookshops and cafés that sell lgbt literature and merchandise.
So what I’m hearing overall is “more gay spaces, of all types.”
Gay bars
Gay cafes
Gay libraries
Gay makerspaces
Gay farmer’s markets
Listen, all I’m saying is that if they can have “Christian Dentists,” they can have gay dentists’ offices.
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