Squirtle Squad

straight girls who are against gay marriage and then post pictures with their bffs tagged as #couplegoals and #wife are indefinitely cancelled

Also cancelled: same straight girls talking about their GIRLFRIENDS

Shopping for internet

Me: So I see your 1 gig/sec internet has a cap of 1 tb usage?
Them: Correct
Me: That’s less than 20 minutes at 1 gig per second.
Them: Correct
Me: So, is there any advantage to over your regular high speed internet?
Them: If you download a lot of large files the Gigablast would be faster.
Me: But the cap is the same. So we could download large files for 20 whole minutes?
Them: …

zdarsky:

bobert-drake:

he’s so brave 😔

this tweet is FAKE, but also it’s pretty real in a lot of ways

Source: bobert-drake

dalishious:

When the Inquisitor takes Sera, Bull and Dorian out:

This is just to let everyone know that minti aka @mintceres (who I still can’t at? I just unfollowed and refollowed. I am confused tumblr) is a great poke friend who gives good gifts containing alolan eggs UNLIKE CERTAIN BROTHERS OF MINE I COULD MENTION.

Also, friending is currently only levels 30 and up on Pokémon go, but should be expanding to more soon. Once you’re able I promise Elizabeth Skyler (Trainer Code: 6312 2705 8164) is a good poke friend!

hornqvist-patric:

diabeticlesbian:

diabeticlesbian:

Hannah Gadsby: Nanette (2018)

HER SPECIAL IS ON US NETFLIX❗👏🏽 🙌🏽

Source: diabeticlesbian

All right! I shall have TWO (2) WHOLE FRIENDS on pokemon go!

@mintceres & @bluebeetletedkord I am excited to become ULTRA FRIENDS with you sometime soon. Look forward to many gifts and postcards from pokego user ElizabethSkyler!

I just found a Pokémon Go Gays discord server. AWWWWWW YEAH

xtaticpearlsblog:

chewbaggins:

All-New Wolverine #7 / Unbeatable Squirrel Girl vol. 2 #27

False advertising disappoints Doreen and me too!

Source: chewbaggins