elodieunderglass:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

hug-oprah:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

gonna try this format again, because it allows for individual linking instead of everything slapped together into one bigass photo album that you can only vaguely see

aaaanyways, press j to skip the full gallery of buyable shit i’m about to drop here

1) My Immortal, aka the worst best fanfiction of all time

2) Spiders Georg, OG post by @reallyreallyreallytrying

3) Bog Mummies, OG post by @glumshoe

4) Historical Kinkshaming (originally about Victor Hugo but really can be any historical figure you’d like, misspelled on purpose dont @ me about it)

5) Political Discourse Mood, Tumblr Edition

OG post by @redmensch

6) REALLY FUCKIN LOVE COFFEE, OG post by @m4ge

7) The Original Your Mom Joke, OG post by shakespeare

8) A fireball is addressed to…. 

9) PHUCKING BEESECHURGER, OG post by @hustlerose

10) General Life Advice RE: Hell, OG post by @hirilelfwraith

11) limerick rolled, OG post by @worddevourer

12) ronald reagan’s grave is a gender neutral bathroom, OG post by @a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy

DID YOU ACTUALLY WRITE OUT ALL OF MY IMMORTAL OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU AND ALL OF THAT IS A MOOD

@hug-oprah

i mean it’s only the first paragraph, I’m not that insane

Yeah for heavens sake this is a reasonable person you’re speaking to