I try, as a rule, not to reblog garbage fires. But there is something about this garbage fire that made me break that rule.
Something fibercraft people understand about the value of their time.
As a freelance artist, I come up against the same thing over and over again. People give me specs, I give them a quote, they turn around and say they want it for 1/8th of that, and in 5 days instead of 3 weeks. Head-desking ensues.
I remember being asked to do a full set of Persians, with a personalized block printed layer (including carving the block) for $100. Like my dude, no. That’s minimum four items of clothing (plus headwear), carving a stamp, and then doing the stamping. The fabric alone is going to run $150+ and my time (150 hrs easy) has value. She said she’d just buy it off Etsy when I quoted her $400.

My Amica insurance schemed to steal my car (and I fell for it) so now I have to get a new car. Right after the house. I love being an adult!
On the plus side, vw has clearly gone ALL IN for bi visibility day this past weekend
Rainbow Brite #01 (2018)
Art by Brittney Williams, Paulina Ganucheau And Tony Fleecs
An unstoppable force
and an immovable object meet
but they are holding hands
.
An unstoppable force
and an immovable object
go grocery shopping,
and the unstoppable force
gets the eggs and milk
while the immovable object
feels up avocados and peaches
in the produce section
.
The unstoppable force
and the immovable object
take turns being unstoppable
and immovable,
take turns being forces
and objects and girls,
take turns behind the wheel
on long drives
.
The unstoppable force
makes the best hummus
and the immovable object
makes the best meringues
Their lives are filled
with little cookie crumbs
and dishes left till morning
.
The unstoppable force
and the immovable object meet,
and they call it impossible,
they call it inevitable,
they call it nothing
because it just is
It’s a hypothetical until it’s not
It’s a frictionless sphere
in a perfect vacuum, but
then how can I hear you
turning in the night?
.
A unstoppable force
and an immovable object meet
and they say, you.
I will move for you.
I will move the earth
for you.
-ejl.

As I am still unemployed, I am opening handknit doll commissions! Prices start at $70 and go up depending on design time, accessories, and complication of costuming. Anything I’ve already done (see photos above) is available for the $70 rate, though colors may vary a bit. No complicated mecha, but furries/anthro are fine. If I’m not familiar with the character, you’ll need to provide reference photos. I can also do OC’s with a detailed description.
All dolls are handmade with wool or wool blends, are handwash only, and come with plastic safety eyes (masked characters may be an exception). Dolls measure 6″-8″ tall. To request a commission or a rate quote, please send me an ask or a message. Purchases will be though Etsy – I will set up a custom listing on my Etsy for you. Examples of my other work is available on my Ravelry page.















