thedrawingllama:

fleamontpotter:

siniristiriita:

It’s the year 2030. They’re making a Harry Potter remake, not a modern adaptation but set in the original era. And it’s fucking indulgent in 90s nostalgia. Someone’s got a butterfly clip, Ron is wearing a choker, there’s muggles playing with pogs, Spice Girls is playing in the background. Voldemort is wearing a crop top.

It’s simultaneously the worst and fucking best thing you’ve ever seen.

hedwig is just a furby on a string

I’ve never laughed so hard

poupon:

feedeeadventures:

butmuhgains:

meco-official:

loafed-beans:

meco-official:

gaypunching:

It’s that time of year again!

You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.

My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.

My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER

FUCKING U N I T

This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.

These were one hundred percent not the kind of bears I was anticipating

beatcopjake:

glennsrhees:

you should all be watching b99

#i love this and i cant tell which is my favorite part #1: the idea that holt arrived at like two in the morning and sat there watching his adopted son and daughter in law sleep #2: the idea that two grown ass detectives didnt notice their captain sitting three feet away from them #3: the idea that holt carefully snuck around jake to eat his eggs and then carefully tucked him and the empty plate back in #honestly it’s probably that one what a petty man i love hin #him (via @queer-cheer)

lesbiskammerat:

kropotkhristian:

Growing up conservative, I always heard that Republicans really hate bureaucracy. They want to cut all the “red tape” and “regulations” out of our lives.

This is actually complete nonsense, and working with literally any charitable organization will show you this very quickly. Republicans actually love red tape and bureaucracy, they just love it for poor people instead of rich people. Republicans add things like work requirements, ID requirements, citizenship tests, means-testing, drug tests, and paperwork to just about every possible charitable giving endeavor. I volunteer at a Church ran charity for homeless people, and the red tape under Trump has only gotten much worse. It was bad before, but it has gotten demonstrably more headache inducing and more time-consuming to simply give the poor what they need to survive.

What Republicans really mean when they say that they want to “cut red tape” is that they want to take away any and all roadblocks standing in the way of an absolute oligarchy.

On top of this, regardless of the “free market” rhetoric they use to get votes, Republican candidates consistently vote for a variety of different regulations and other government interventions in the market. It’s just that these regulations serve to strengthen or expand monopolies by subsidising the mistakes of the large, existing businesses that lobby the politicians, and by strangling any smaller potential competitors with bureaucracy.

Basically the idea that the Republican party is against bureaucracy or government intervention in the market has no basis in reality