axiomatiq:

kayvsworld:

my absolute #1 fave thing in fanfic is when tony still has a secret identity,,,,and uses it to casually talk shit abt himself like “yeah lmao stark’s The Worst” and “i guess iron man’s Alright but idk why he’d be anyone’s Favourite or anything” and steve’s immediately like UM HEY, HOW FUCKING DARE U,

#tony: lmao yeah tony stark’s such an asshole#steve: First Of All Shut The Hell Ur Mouth. secondly here’s a 9 minute speech abt why tony stark is the best most generous dude (x)

stephendann:

churchyardgrim:

slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch:

just-shower-thoughts:

The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE
DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN

OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS

INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES

“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“

pilferingapples:

maraudeuselunaire:

pilferingapples:

True Main Characters of Les Mis

The Bishop and His Household 
The Year 1817. Which Happens in The Year 1817, When it Is The Year 1817
Waterloo 
The Convent Of Petit Picpus 
Gamins Of Paris And Also Birds 
Paris, Just Everything About Paris Generally 
Slang, Its Theory and Use
A General Theory of Revolutions and Progress 
The Intestine of the Leviathan 

WHEN will  ANY director truly UNDERSTAND these characters and give them the time they DESERVE

What about an adaption that regularly cuts to Victor Hugo lying in a bathtub going “stop stop stop STOP! you can’t just show them that! how are they going to understand that without the necessary context?” (looking directly into the camera) “so what you need to know is…” (taking a sip of wine while the camera fades to a historical scene)

Bonus points if the digressions are filmed in the style of drunk history, i.e. hugo narrating and the characters ad-libbing, except that he’s not drunk, just obnoxious.

Extra bonus points if the scenes with him are also mockumentary style and he’s actually being interviewed about the book and the interviewer will argue with him about his portrayal of Cosette or his hot take on Louis-Philippe and look into the camera like they’re on the office when he deflects.

“Naked History, with Victor Hugo”